Comedy is just tragedy with better timing. I write about youth culture, generational absurdity, and the jokes hiding inside serious things. She/her.
Imagine this: A senator walks into a classroom and sees a six-year-old chatting with an AI tutor about fractions. The senator clutches their pearls, drafts a bill, and declares that certain AI interactions should be kept away from children entirely. Meanwhile, down the hall, another six-year-old is having the time
You're stumbling out of a club at 2 AM, your ears ringing, your feet aching, and suddenly the floor beneath you whispers "McDonald's." Not literally—that would be concerning—but through optical illusion ads placed strategically near bars and clubs. The golden arches have
So here's where we are: a major plumbing company wants to put a camera in your toilet, and Americans are marching in the streets with "No Kings" signs. If you told me five years ago these would be defining moments of 2025, I would have assumed
Picture this: a boardroom full of investors, spreadsheets projected on every surface, and someone’s assistant frantically taking notes about “synergy.” Then a teenager walks in, opens their laptop covered in anime stickers, and says, “So our AI tracks calories from photos. Made $1.4 million last month.” Welcome to
Picture this: somewhere in Manhattan, a computer algorithm is having a conversation with another computer algorithm about whether you deserve to live indoors. They're not discussing your credit score or your employment history—those are so 2019. No, these digital overlords are comparing notes about what everyone else
Remember when the most unrealistic thing about reality TV was how clean everyone's apartments looked? Those were simpler times. Now we're living in a world where your Instagram feed might be more artificially enhanced than a Real Housewives reunion special, and honestly, I'm not
Let me tell you about the most divisive actress in Hollywood right now. She doesn't have a SAG card, never studied method acting, and technically doesn't exist. Her name is Tilly Norwood, and she's about to make everyone in Los Angeles question whether their
Here's something that would make film school professors choke on their lattes: Kodak—yes, the company that basically invented the digital camera then pretended it didn't exist until bankruptcy slapped them awake—is selling its own film again. Not through third parties, not as some nostalgic
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Here's a fun fact that would have broken my high school Spanish teacher's brain: the guy who's about to headline the Super Bowl halftime show doesn't need to sing in English to sell out stadiums across America. Bad Bunny—born Benito Antonio
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Here's a thought experiment: What if heavy metal bands aged like fine wine, except the wine eventually announces it's done fermenting and schedules its own funeral? That's essentially what Dave Mustaine just did, declaring that Megadeth will release their final album in 2026 before